pizza party dinner at my in laws.....
little cousin of 4 or 5 leans over at the dinner table..
"erin, erin! ..."
pointing at my after prego belly..
"you should use herbal magic. It will melt that fat right off you!."
moment of shock....think of recovery answer....
"thank you peter. i'll keep that in mind"
resolve that he's 4 and innocent and I'm eating as much pizza as i want.